Dan “my own blog couldn’t succeed so I have to pretend to be someone I hate and pretend I don’t hate him because I really have a man-crush spurned” Lyons has a scheme to “teach AT&T a lesson” by a dumb-ass scheme to bring down the network on a certain date and time.

Yeah, and if anyone happens to need 911 during that time and can’t get through do due his attention-whoring, I sure hope someone sues him for all he has.

The world doesn’t revolve around you. Teach AT&T a lesson another way that doesn’t endanger lives.