Why did the chicken cross the road from Who Let the Blog Out?

STEVE JOBS: We have just released the iChicken will will cross the road for you anytime you want to cross any road. The iChicken will also come in several really cool colors and it comes free with the iClucker that downloads, stores, and plays all of your favorite music.

9to5 Mac reports:

New research confirms Macs have 33 per cent fewer problems than Windows PCs in a business environment – and that it’s easier to resolve Mac problems than those with Windows.

Let’s welcome CEC Worship back to the fold:

So within the next week or so I am going to switch back to mac after a 12 year hiatus. I do have some questions that I need help with.

Once again my peeps at iPhone Saviour find the dorks of the world: