MacDaily News uses “turd” – any subject is made funnier by the word “turd” – ’tis true. Especially when paired with Vista. Try it. Vista turd. Visturd.

Hell has finally frozen over,” Dean Pullen reports for The Inquirer. “This INQ hack has gone Mac. I’m now using a Macbook full-time and expect to be using a Macbook Pro when the (likely) August refresh occurs. I’m also buying a 3G Iphone in July.”

“I’m simply fed up. I’m fed up with the absolute turd that is Windows Vista,” Pullen explains.

Pullen reports, “Don’t get me wrong, I hate a lot of what Apple stands for. Fanboys bordering on zealotry is one major reason I’ve wanted to avoid Macs for a long time.”

Before you know it he will be sporting an apple tattoo. If I have seen it once, I have seen it a thousand times. Nearly every time I hear the retarded idea that one will bite one’s nose off because he doesn’t like other people’s nose rings, I know what is coming. Welcome to the cult. We all float down here. You will too. Trust me.

From rediff news:

What one gadget comes closest to defining you?

The Apple MacBook. It is a great machine and the features and software available on it are outstanding.

onlyjames’ Confessions of a New Mac User:

From the first moment I observed the beautiful intro movie which greeted me in various languages, I knew I was in for a treat.

That movie is so freakin’ awesome.

Philip you are so bad:

People on Facebook are absolutely retarded. I logged into my Steve Jobs account the other day and someone sent me a business proposal for some crappy website. This thing was long! And then, some stupid kid kept trying to talk to me.

I eventually told him, “Sorry, but I’m busy innovating. Maybe next time.” and closed the browser.

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